asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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stability:

I’m at 18% if my phone dies during this ride I’m prolly gonna die

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bollywood-bloodbaths:

everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?

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